Left
Uses OrderZone.com for purchasing.
Saves time. Saves money.
Delivers under budget for boss Q2, 3 and 4.
Gets voicemail about "mandatory" 3-day fishing weekend.
Finds unmarked pachage with new reel in mail slot.

Right
Hasn't registered for OrderZone.com yet.
Spends too much time with spreadsheets.
Still trying to beat high score in "Lunker Bass" game.